Cpl. : Joseph Goebbels: Sgt. Not one word of detail! : : Where were we? Lt. Archie Hicox: Gorlami. Quite well, actually. [busy scalping Hermann] Adolf Hitler: : Butz : Where Bridget von Hammersmark? When you join my command, you take on debit. As a German enlisted man, he killed thirteen Gestapo officers. Scalp Hermann. Not one word more! The Fhrer and Goebbels's propaganda have said pretty much the same thing, but where our conclusions differ is I don't consider the comparison an insult. Col. Hans Landa Nazi ain't got no humanity. Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. General Ed Fenech: I must say, damn good stuff, Sir. [sits up] WHAT? Bridget von Hammersmark: Bridget von Hammersmark: They're friends of mine from Italy. Lt. Aldo Raine: [Landa and Bridget sit alone in Shosanna's office; in German] : Smithson Utivich: Kliest: : To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms with all the military there would've been suicide. Needless to say, once the Basterds heard of him, he never got there. He had just become a-. What d'you hear? Where were we? Why the hell is Goebbels doin' stuff so damn peculiar? General Ed Fenech: You're no more German than that scotch. Sgt. Marcel: Francesca Mondino: Mein Fhrer, do you still wish to see Private Butz? He's gonna take that big bat of his, and he's gonna beat your ass to death with it. : I mean, if I had my way you'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-suckin' life. He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, he looks everywhere he would hide. Gorlami. The other looks odd. Lt. Aldo Raine : Now, take your wiener schnitzel lickin' finger and point out on this map what I want to know. Yeah! Yeah, we got a word for that kind of odd in English. How'd he do that? [yelling in German] [in French] But you're aware of what they call me? : Lt. Aldo Raine: Bridget von Hammersmark Yeah, where is that exactly? Just keep your fuckin' mouth shut. Pfc. [yelling while aiming his gun at the front entrance of the basement-tavern] [after a pause] Perrier LaPadite: Could you please reach into the right pocket of my coat and give me what you find in there? Willi! : You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger. Lt. Aldo Raine: I mean, you're a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as your reputation would suggest. Germans' nickname for you. Bridget von Hammersmark: : : Col. Hans Landa [In English] Wilhelm: Col. Hans Landa: What do you mean "the Little Man"? Lt. Aldo Raine: He beats German soldiers with a club. It's called suspicious. Say it for me once please? : Inglourious Basterds (2009) Brad Pitt: Lt. Aldo Raine. You see, we like our Nazis in uniform. As well as our sister publication. Mein Fhrer, that is just soldier's gossip. Col. Hans Landa Practice. [confused] Gentlemen, I have no intention of killing Hitler and killing Goebbels and killing Gring and killing Bormann, not to mention winning the war single-handedly for the Allies, only later to find myself standing before a Jewish tribunal. I recorded a new guitarist I met in a cafe last week. He *does* hail from the bottom of Piz Palu. : Col. Hans Landa: That you are all going to die. | Col. Hans Landa Donny! Joseph Goebbels: And I would like the United States of America to purchase property for me on Nantucket Island as a reward for all the countless lives I've saved by bringing the tyranny of the National Socialist party to a swifter-than-imagined end. Everybody needs to calm down! : Hans, you embarrass me. Lt. Aldo Raine Smithson Utivich: You said it was in a tavern. What shall the history books read? Wilhelm They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. Wouldn't you agree? Yet not only does he survive, he thrives. Lt. Aldo Raine: But stay alert outside. Omar Ulmer. You remember him, don't you? Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa: Which is? Sgt. Col. Hans Landa: , : Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa: : Rats spread diseases. You remember him, don't you? [in German] Filming & Production But I'm aware that ain't practical, I mean at some point you're gonna hafta take it off. Col. Hans Landa : Am I pronouncing it correctly? You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that. Donny Donowitz Lt. Aldo Raine: I don't blame ya! How 'bout you Utivich, can you abide it? In fact, why don't you start practicing, right now! Fredrick Zoller: [in French; subtitled] Yeah, where is that, exactly? Lt. Aldo Raine And another one over there, you might be familiar with: Sgt. Besides, to hell with the French. And yes, some Germans will die, and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you for what you've done to his big night but you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Gring, and you won't get Bormann. We got a German here who wants to die for his country! : This is the wonderful Italian stuntman, Enzo Gorlomi; a very talented cameraman, Antonio Margheriti; and Antonio's camera assistant, Dominick Decocco. I will hang them naked, by their heels from the Eiffel Tower! Lt. Archie Hicox Master SGT. Lt. Aldo Raine: But if I don't pick up this phone right here, you may very well get all four and if you get all four, you'll end the war tonight. : You're talking about that. Who are you? : Col. Hans Landa: Yeah, in a basement. I have a message for Germany. Lt. Aldo Raine: Not one damn bit, sir. Lt. Aldo Raine: The Germans looked through my house nine months ago for hiding Jews and found nothing. [giddy] "Looks like the shoe is on the other foot." Heard of 'em? Landa gently removes her shoe, Bridget slowly reaches into Landa's pocket. Shosanna Dreyfus: He *was* in the film, and his brother *is* far more handsome than he. Col. Hans Landa: [in German; subtitled] Lt. Aldo Raine: Hugo Stiglitz: ,Pfc. Official Sites Yeah, they made that deal, but they don't give a fuck about him. I respectfully refuse, sir. Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the death trap rendezvous? Adolf Hitler: This is good. Up there, if you engage in what the federal government calls illegal activity, but what we call just a man trying to make a living for his family, selling moonshine liquor, it behooves oneself to keep his wits. Bridget von Hammersmark UPC. And I pride myself on having an eye for that kind of talent. The Fhrer is attending the premiere. Werner Rachtman: , The objective of Operation Kino: blow up the basket. I've done my share of bootlegging. Sgt. : : Sgt. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. Lt. Aldo Raine He ordered three glasses. I don't think so. Shosanna Dreyfus: I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, that the Nazis being there must look odd. We all come here to see if you wanna go pro. : Lt. Aldo Raine We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. American Olympic gold can be measured in Negro sweat. Nope! And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. [cut back to the ditch] Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. The Englishman gave himself away. Lt. Aldo Raine: He moves closer to Butz as Butz removes his cap to show a large swastika-shaped scar on his forehead, Hellstrom is trying to guess the famous person on his forehead, which is King Kong, He pours wine for himself, Aldo, and Utivich, to Butz, after beating Rachtman to death with his Louisville Slugger, seeing Shosanna dressed up for the premiere, He digs his fingers into her bullet wound. [He leaves. Lt. Aldo Raine: Cpl. When it comes to killing Nazis [one of the guards stirs and groans, and is promptly shot dead on the spot]. Col. Hans Landa: [She uses her thumb, fore, and middle fingers]. Pfc. Heard of 'em? Lt. Aldo Raine I guess so. Pfc. [He pours wine for himself, Aldo, and Utivich]. Col. Hans Landa Werner Rachtman I'm more than just a uniform. If they're still there, and if they're still alive, and that's one big "If", there ain't no way you gonna take them boys without setting off them bombs. Have I been shot? So, gentlemen, let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight. Wilhelm: Drink? : Major Dieter Hellstrom: Col. Hans Landa: [Bridget slowly reaches into Landa's pocket. Pfc. Bridget von Hammersmark Hugo Stiglitz? You're on deck! Oh, well, must not have been important. Werner Rachtman You may leave us. Lt. Archie Hicox: Thelongestfilm.com - Review Inglourious Basterds. : : Bingo! Lt. Archie Hicox: Mir scheint, da fehlt jemand. [in German] Enormous changes at the last minute? I, on the other hand, love my unofficial title, precisely BECAUSE I've earned it. Lt. Aldo Raine: Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Fenway Park on its feet for Teddy fuckin' Ballgame! I'm afraid you and I we both know, Captain no matter what happens to anybody else in this room the two of us aren't going anywhere. 0025192015397. eBay Product ID (ePID) 78807753. That's a bingo! Yes. : Shosanna Dreyfus: General Ed Fenech: [from offscreen] Narrator: If you can assist me with answers, my department can close the file on your family. Sgt. Lieutenant Aldo, if you don't think I wouldn't interrogate every single one of your swastika-marked survivors We simply aren't operating on the level of mutual respect I assumed. Bridget von Hammersmark Tarantino's most powerful skill is his aptitude for dialogue. Lt. Aldo Raine If you are so desperate for a French girlfriend, I suggest you try Vichy. Alas, you're now in the hands of the SS. Lt. Aldo Raine The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the Jews is, as opposed to most German soldiers, I can think like a Jew, where they can only think like a German more precisely, German soldier. Actually, why he would hate the name "hangman" is baffling to me. Joseph Goebbels: Donny Donowitz : Lt. Aldo Raine: [Raine and Utvich grin sardonically as the credits roll]. You're letting your imagination get the better of you! My hands, to be exact. [cut back to Hitler's office. List your accomplishments? That's not very Germatic. Yeah, I was just thinking that. What're you? There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. The only people who should be allowed in the room are the people who will be moved by the exploits on the screen. I want my full military pension and benefits under my proper rank. Lt. Archie Hicox Is that the way you say it? Who and what is a "Private Butz"? : Lt. Aldo Raine [finishes scalping Hermann] It couldn't be both. Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement! However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. Hand me my purse. Well, you do have to admit, it is catchy. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. : Shosanna lets out an emotional sigh of relief and starts crying]. Are you mad? But, I digress. Emanuelle, did you enjoy "Lucky Kids"? Lt. Aldo Raine Well, sir, such as they are, I write reviews and articles for a publication called 'Films & Filmmakers.' So, the way I see it, since Hitler's death or possible rescue rests solely on my reaction, if I do nothing, it's as if I'm causing his death even more than yourselves.